Thursday, December 28, 2006

Ten commandments of friendship

I wish my friends dont read this blog.. I wish THEY ,MY FRIENDS read this :) The most overyly hyped concept in this universe is 'friendship' , aint it ironical ?

1.When someone says 'I shall be your friend forever', dont buy it :) they mean 'dont get too close ok ? ' Usually these are the self-obsessed people ,to whom being dead or alive is the same thing,am being unkind, but what the heck , am in mood...

2.When someone says 'Love is the wild-rose briar ,friendship is like the holly tree' flicking a quote or two from Emily Bronte, they could never nurture a rose or a holly all their life..

3. When someone says 'When you have so many nice friends, what more do you need ? ' forgive them O' Lord for they know not what they are saying !!

4. When someone states 'A friend in need is a friend indeed', it means 'you must move on with life and when you throw a party , count me in ok ? '

5. When someone says 'I shall always be there for you', he is a goddamn liar, nothing more nothing less..

6. When someone says 'Friendship is more important than love', ask what important work they were doing when you were alone that night and crying , to be listened to.

7. When someone says 'Love of friends', be sure he can neither give love nor friendship.

8. When someone rarely speaks, beware!! he is not listening at all, not now, not ever.. back off..

9. When someone has no opinion on you, he just doesnt care, wouldnt care a dime if the world went without you the next moment, not a tear shed, not a remembrance.

10. Follow 1-9 seriously to avoid unnecessary relationships in life.

When someone thinks you are the 'Phoneix', trust him, he is your only true friend!!
To all those people to whom I matter, thanks for your faith, nothing else matters!!